Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠
oh shit rebekah watch out
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they